Lost THX "Tex" Trailer: A Netflix DVD Boxset

For some reason, I am not able to get these cursed THX box sets out of my head. The worse things I can think of are characters getting killed and the jumpscares at the end. Well guess what? It will never get out of my head.

Anyways, I’m here to tell you about another THX box set I have come across. It all started when I was at school. It was the end of the day and I decided to do some dumpster diving for a collection I was doing back at home. I mostly pick up videotapes and DVDs that are just educational.

I was then given a ride home by one of my friends. When I got to my house, I checked the mail. I recognized there was a package for me. So I went inside my house, opened it up and what I saw was something unsettling. It was another THX box set.

This time, the box set consisted of characters from Netflix shows in a black and red background. The characters included Hilda, Seong Gi-Hun from Squid Game, the Barber family from Marriage Story, True from True & The Rainbow Kingdom, Guy-Am-I and Sam-I-Am from Green Eggs & Ham and Lance from Voltron: Legendary Defender.

“Wait a minute, how can some Netflix shows and the Marriage Story movie be THX certified?” I muttered. I took out the DVDs that were in it and saw once again, another rare DVD. It was titled “The Rare THX Trailer Made By Netflix.” On the bottom left, it had an E rating meaning that this DVD seemed international.

I inserted the DVD into the DVD player and began my third THX boxset experience. It first started with the Netflix logo that appears before any Netflix show or movie. Then it showed a montage of the shows and the only movie featured.

It then went to the language menu which included the languages, English, Spanish, French, Japanese, Korean and Portuguese. I selected English as that is what I prefer to watch stuff in.

Then I got to the menu where I saw the characters including Tex inside different colored boxes. There were 4 options like all those other boxsets. The options were Play, Scene Selection, Set Up and Bonus Features.

I pressed play and sat back for another disturbing trailer. It started off with a warning that said:

“This lost THX trailer was made to promote the theatrical release of “Malignant” despite not being THX certified. The trailer also consists of disturbing scenes that may not be suitable for people with sensitivity issues. Watch at your own risk!”

“Man, just how worse can this get? Screw it, here we go!” I muttered.

The trailer started with a shot of the city of Trolberg. Hilda and her mother were in a car on their way to get some groceries. “Mum?” Hilda asked. “Yes dear?” Johanna replied. “Why are we going to the grocery store? Don’t we have plenty of food back at home?” Johanna then said, “Well Hilda, we’re having a party tonight. And your friends are definitely allowed to come!” Hilda said, “Oh yeah, now I remember!” As they kept driving, they heard some evil laughter. Hilda got worried and said, “What on earth was that?” Johanna replied, “It sounded like laughter.”

All of a sudden, Tex dropped down in front of the car as Hilda and Johanna got nervous. For some reason, he broke the car window with a large hammer. Tex said, “Hello there British speaking women, would you like to see what dying feels like?”

Hilda said, “No we don’t. As a matter of fact, I know about you. You killed a few toys and many other characters, now get out of our sight!” Tex then said, “Oh, well I guess you went too far. Cause it’s time for tea and biscuits with the one and only Sexy Texy!”

Tex took out a PP-19 Vityaz and began shooting Johanna till she died. After that, Hilda made a run for it as Tex chased her along. Hilda said, “I wish Twig were here by now!” As soon as she said it, she heard some growling. Just then, Twig came out and bit Tex by the leg.

Tex said, “You puny little creature, now I have to commit animal cruelty on you!” He then took out a big shotgun and shot Twig in the head, making blood, guts and gore come out. Hilda screamed, “Twig, nooooooo!” When she said that, it reminded me of the scene where Dragon dies in the THX Dreamworks trailer.

Hilda began crying at the sight of her dead deerfox. However, it didn’t sound like she was doing cartoon crying, it instead sounded like a little girl was crying. This scene lasted for 35 seconds. I began to get very sorry for Hilda. I nearly shed a tear.

All of a sudden, Tex said, “Sorry Hilda, but no one is going to save you now. There will be no police, no friends, no other dangerous animals or anyone else to come to your rescue.” He then took out a fire axe. But before it could make contact with Hilda, the screen cut to black as the sound of head slashing was heard, meaning that Hilda had her head chopped off.

The trailer wasn’t over just yet. It cut to a shot of the Red Light, Green Light game from Squid Game. The contestants began coming out of the 3 doors meaning the game was about to start. The announcer who was heard in the background was giving out instructions.

Before the game could start, the contestants heard some evil chuckling. The contestants started to get nervous wondering what in the world they just heard. All of a sudden, Tex flew down, making the contestants shocked. Tex then began to speak. “What up fellow players? I will be the host of Red Light Green Light."