The Ballad of Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z Kai Lost Episode)

Being a shadow is a tough time for me. Now even though it looked cool when I spent my life at the big blue house. But now I don't. Why? Basically, Bear In The Big Blue House ended back in 2006 and I lost the ability to stick to walls. Meaning I could visit my family. When I visited my family however, I realized they were different. They had all become christians. And there were some hard and heavy changes. First off, I wasn't allowed to watch my favorite saturday morning block called Vortexx CW because they had no cartoons related to christians.

I couldn't even watch any anime including High School DXD. By the way, if you're curious about my family, their names are Sparky, Grandpa Joe, Patrick Star, Mona, Jack Black and Diesel. Anyways, I was watching a lot of terrible movies on Pure Flix since I was in a christian family. But a few hours into watching, I had enough. I just wanted to have a non christian life. And I managed to get one. How? I waited for my family to get home and I grabbed 6 spears and I was free from all the terror I was put into.

Also, I managed to burn all the christianity related stuff and turn the house into a non church house. This all sounds a bit dark doesn't it? Well I'm sorry. Anyways, there is a show I would try to watch every saturday morning called Dragon Ball Z Kai. So obviously, this show is just Dragon Ball Z but I think it's another american dub. Sadly, this show isn't on Hulu and I couldn't check out Vortexx CW so I don't know that much about it. But here's some information I know from Wikipedia.

Goku and his friends fight to save the Earth from the last remaining members of an alien race. The Saiyans are heading to Earth intent on taking over the planet and Goku, the world's strongest fighter, prepares for battle against Saiyan warlord Prince Vegeta and his minions.

For some strange reason, I have come across the most weirdest episode in the series. Here's my story. It all started when I was at my new house watching my VHS tapes of recorded Vortexx CW shows like Sonic X, Transformers Prime, WWE Saturday Morning Slam and other programs. You know, if I were the biggest viewer of Vortexx, I would've saved saturday mornings. But no, that christian family I lived with made me not watch that block. Oh, and by the way, I sold my family's once christian house to another home owner. Also, I didn't buy myself a new house. I am currently living with a family in which their last names are Alden.

A few days later, I was watching the 1996 christmas comedy Jingle All The Way. Now don't confuse me for watching this movie in a month that is not related to christmas ok? It's just my favorite movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it. A few minutes into the movie, Thomas Alden (The father) came in with the groceries, set them all on the table and recognized me. He was acting a bit angry and he told me to get the fuck out of his house. Until Amy popped in and told me that I have been living with them for some time.

To be honest, a long time ago, there was this animal expert who tried to cut off one of Amy's duckling's wings off. Ever since that day, he doesn't like unwanted guests in his house without anyone knocking. Knocking is the only way guests can come in or something. Anyways, while spending most of my days with the Alden's, Amy told me one morning that everytime she steps into the bathroom to have a shower, she feels like she is being watched by a talking air conditioner that's kept in the bathroom. She even told me that one time, the air conditioner was masturbating to her in the shower. Sorry for the masturbate reference, I somehow found that out from Drew Pickles videos.

While she was in the shower, I decided to talk to that air conditioner to stop being a seeker to Amy. After all that confrontation, I decided to go to the pet store cause Amy's pet ducks grew up to be geese and I loved pets. I went down to this pet store that animals such as dogs, cats, parrots, mice, snakes and for some reason goats. I made my way into the shop and asked to get the blue goat like puppet in the window. The clerk who happened to be George Lucas claimed it was on sale. The best way the goat could walk is if I carried it by my hands or make it like a puppet. And it of course was a puppet who could talk.

Little did I know that I would be spending some bonding time with the goat a lot. By the way, George claimed that the goat's name was Vincent Van Goat. After my visit to the pet shop, I decided to go to Walmart to buy some birthday gifts for Thomas Alden since his birthday was in a week.

I got him what appeared to be a PlayStation VR along with some flowers for the next time he tries to date a woman. While I was in Walmart, I had stumbled upon the Blu Ray section.

(More to come)