Rachel Alucard's Ark (Blazblue Alter Memory Lost Episode)

🎵A long long time ago, as all you folks should know, Uncle Noah built himself an Ark. For forty days and nights, the rain was quite a fright. The animals nearly tore the Ark apart.🎵

Oh, hi. I'm singing one of my favorite Wiggle songs called Uncle Noah's Ark. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Old Delta Dorbee, and most people around here call me Delta. But you can call me Delta. Yeah, I've been living here in Dorbee Town for now going on 72 years. Betcha someone made you watch Dorbees: Making Decisions because it someone talks about God.

Anyways, today I'd like to talk to you about a lost episode of an anime called Blazblue Alter Memory. Now you might be asking yourself, is there actually an anime on this show? Well of course there is. For those who haven't seen it, let me tell you some information I found from Wikipedia. In the year 2199, humanity eagerly waits for the dawn of the new century, following the end of a series of devastating magic wars. Word spreads that Ragna the Bloodedge, an SS-class rebel with the highest ever bounty on his head and a powerful form of Ars Magus known as the "Azure Grimoire", has appeared in the 13th Hierarchical City of Kagutsuchi. To collect the bounty and his Azure Grimoire, a motley array of fighters converge on Kagutsuchi.

Now apparently, this show got negative reviews and was immediately cancelled after 12 episodes. What's funny about it is the fact that it ended on Christmas eve. But the main reason on why the show got cancelled is because of a lost episode that someone else made. They found it so harmful to the bible that they immediately cancelled it. And by harmful to the bible, I mean this episode talked about Noah's Ark, one of my favorite stories in the christianity age. The problem with that episode is the fact that it contained cursing and something else.

Let me tell you how it all came together. It all started when I was just an elder working for East Hills Community Church. I am friends with a few good people. Their names are CleoCatra, Mitchell Tilton, William Gates, Princess Clara and Kermit The Frog. They help me in the kitchen preparing food for coffee hour. Now I remember Princess Clara had an experience with a Cherub Wings lost episode before, but I don't talk about that. There wasn't a problem when I first read about it, it's just that Clara would rather not talk about it.

One day, I was driving through town after church just discovering the scenery and I did manage to go to Burger King. I ordered a Bacon King with fries, chicken nuggets and a coke.

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